My Guru’s Name is Matt

He sits and eats tofu my guru he does,
Because it makes him feel one with the dirt.

He sits and eats mush all hushed like a mute
Meditating on the Zen Mother Earth.

Also a something my Guru does do
Is attend the Zoo on each Tuesday.

“Tuesday’s” He says “Are the best of all Zoo days,
Because that is the animal Sabbath.”

“Sabbath?” I whisper “Are the animals Jews?”
“Yes Indeedy doo”Says my Guru

So I sat to do voodoo each day with my Guru
Utill one day He says unto me.

“Who do they say, that you say, that I am
When they see you sitting with me?”

“Well one says Elijah” says I toughtfully
“Perhaps John the Baptist . . .”

“Stop! Stop! My name Is Matt”
“I knew that.”