I’m pretty sure I would drink my own pee

I’m pretty sure I would drink my own pee
Not recreationally
Or on a dare
But if I was stranded on a deserted island
And there are no fresh water streams
Or salt water distillers
And I was thirsty enough
I would drink pee
My own pee
Maybe my wife’s pee
But that is it.
They say you can drink it
Up to three times in a row
Before you die
But I’m pretty sure that if I drank pee three times
I would go for four
I’m on a deserted island
I’m probably delusional
Why not defy the “they” of conventional wisdom
And drink pee
Only if you have too